How to run with the Big Boys

Feedburner Count
Nobody reads a blog that has low feed count. Here's a quick fix.
Inflate your feedburner counter with photoshop. Like this

Inflate your feedburner count by suscribing to your own feed...a few thousand times. Google reader allows user to subscribe to rss feed more than once. You do it 10,000 times.

Comments
Be a resident commenter. Comment on every post and reply your own comment, basically you are commenting multiple times on the same post. The point is you are trying to be a pest. A good spam comment software really helps to ease the work load. Do this until you get ban.

Self Commentary
Not getting attention from top blogger in your niche? Here's an very evil way to get attention from top bloggers. We all know you can post comment on other blogs but how about commenting for others on your own blog.

What you need? Name, Email, Blog URL. All these can be found on the targeted blog. Now put in a comment for all your favorite top bloggers, using their credentials. Put in something "This is an awesome post, I been watching you for a well, I think your are the best blogger around!". Then go to the blogger that you have commented for and leave a comment "Thanks for coming by, I didn't know you like my blog that much". Do this with 20 top bloggers and you create an instant buzz to your blog and grad some attention that you been long craving for.

Warning: Results may varies from blog to blog. Consequences are fatal. Final advice don't try this!